Monday, May 19, 2008

Potty Humor

I had to laugh tonight.
Jonah was snuggling me tonight in my new, big, soft chair when suddenly he jumped up and said, "Oh, I meed to go potty!"
He ran into my bathroom and this is what I heard:
ga-junk (child standing on plastic toilet seat lid)
rattle, rattle (child standing on porcelain tank lid)
click, whir (child flipping on light switch)
wham (child jumping off the back of the toilet)
bang, bang (child opening both lid and seat)
tinkle (child- well you know)
flush (obvious)
bang, bang (child closing both lid and seat)
ga-junk (child standing on plastic toilet seat lid)
rattle, rattle (child standing on porcelain tank lid)
click (child flipping off light switch)
wham (child jumping off the back of the toilet)
"OK, Mom. I'm done."
"Great. Go wash your hands."

5 comments:

Heather said...

Is it wrong to be jealous that you have a small child that will actually use the bathroom??

Gina said...

not wrong. jealous away- but be aware that this was a ten year journey for me.

Lee Ann said...

when people are over at our house, they're often frightened by the banging in our bathroom upstairs. We have to assure them that no, she didn't just fall off and crack her head, she just jumped. Funny post.

Feathering My Nest said...

This is so cute!! I love it. I miss that age.

Kathi

Debbie said...

Here's the thing. I followed that whole story as if it were happening in my house. So funny!