My Children Will Never... (Romanian Version)

According to my husband, fresh off the boat from Romania, his children will NEVER, EVER do the following:

• Whine for McDonald's every time they get into the car.
• Sit around getting fat playing video games (So far fat doesn't seem to be an issue).
• Complain about doing homework.
• Throw out ANY food.
• Drink their coffee any way but black.

Serious about that last one- he drinks it black and at least one of them follows suit. The rest of them like it full of cream and sugar.