Actually, I never agreed to be with you, so I think you're pretty presumptuous- hanging around here saying all your random stuff.
Believe me, I have never offered you a product for $5. Any product. Because I don't pimp products. I don't even have ads!
Also, let me just be frank here. I'm straight. So, it goes to follow that I would not be interested in an Asian/Latina/Russian mail order bride. But believe me, if I ever decided to switch teams, the Internet is the first place I would look. I would probably even end up on your site.
I don't need to rent a skip hauler form the U.K.
I will never buy a mattress from the Internet. I'm a "lay and try" kind of girl.
So, please, leave me alone.
It's not like I haven't tried gentle dissuasion. I have word verification. For most blog gals that is enough. But, I understand that you find me irresistible.
Do me a favor, though, and just read in silence.
Because, honestly, I can't stand to see your broken English blather on my blog.
Go. Away. Now!