Some of you (*Kat*) are shaking your head about what a right wing nut job I am.
"Oh, no," you groan as you read my title.
But I'm telling you it's a conspiracy.
I went to the grocery store today and did my shopping. As I make my way through our store, frozen foods are last. I was almost out of the store when I became a victim of this VAST CONSPIRACY.
I swear that the stores hire a "Juice Watcher" so that when someone finally manages to get a can of juice concentrate out of the tightly packed, horizontal row, the Watcher rushes over and fills that spot. Now the juices are once again fully stocked in tight packed, horizontal rows with nowhere to wedge your fingers for a grip on the frozen juice!
Convince me that it is not a conspiracy. I dare you.