I am talking about the inner workings of my 11 year old's mind. The newest? OK, think on this:
"Mom, if identical twin sisters married identical twin brothers, would their kids come out looking the same?"
Of course the short answer is no. But the more you think about it...
By the way, he is the one who came up with the bit about Vegetarians, Humanitarians, and Libertarians.
His mind is scary. I'm tellin' ya', don't go in without back up!