I'm warm and toasty,
Mellow and roasty,
and I don't have to get out of bed.
No lunches to pack,
No hair bows, no snack.
"It's Saturday," I say in my head.
The bed with just me in it,
Lasts only a minute,
As my little guy comes for a snuggle.
Adjust the covers, close my eyes,
Pull him in tight as my little one sighs.
Suddenly my little guy starts to struggle.
We jump up real fast- he and me,
Because no one likes laying in pee....
Mellow and roasty,
and I don't have to get out of bed.
No lunches to pack,
No hair bows, no snack.
"It's Saturday," I say in my head.
The bed with just me in it,
Lasts only a minute,
As my little guy comes for a snuggle.
Adjust the covers, close my eyes,
Pull him in tight as my little one sighs.
Suddenly my little guy starts to struggle.
We jump up real fast- he and me,
Because no one likes laying in pee....
13 comments:
LOL!!!! Oh that was so good. And so very close to home. Ughhhh....nothing like laying in pee. Now comes the bed washing. Good luck.
F-U-N-N-Y!!
Hilarious!!! Well... hilarious for me. I was not the one who was pee'd on, or had to clean it up! But thanks for the laugh!
My goodness! Well done, that's terribly relative. So funny.
Oh, how I remember those days. You and I jumped up fast a time or two.
Is that a new bed? Don't you wish?
Just one week and one day. I am ready to come home.
Oh no! No...laying in pee does not sound like a good option. And that bed...it looks gorgeous. How long do you think it might stay white after you factor in kids, pets, and a husband??
Well, that is the bed I wish I had...
But, there are no pets. We don't snuggle with the goldfish too much.
SNORT
C-U-T-E! Have a happy Monday.
Kathi
THAT was oh so lovely...until the end...and then it was oh so funny....
Always used water proof mattress pads during those years - laughed so hard at the memories.
Oh NO! Hilarious! And I love that the bed photo is WHITE!
You are so funny! I would love for that picture in this post to be a picture of my bed!
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