Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Illuminati

Are courting my husband!
Seriously.  I open his mail.  I do.  I usually have to take care of it anyway, so it just saves a step.  
Yesterday I opened this official looking envelope and found a 6 page form letter with his name inserted in all the right places.  It was from some "secret society"  who had "reviewed his profile"  and wanted to include he and his "hidden potential" in said society.  The letter said that he could have limitless power over people, money, and romance. Limitless.  
We laughed as he read it and then I got real serious.  I told him that if he wanted to sell his soul to the devil I would be OK with the side perks- as long as I didn't have to go to hell with him....

2 comments:

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

As long as they understand he has a difficult time just getting to the right house....

Gina said...

Wrong Brother in law.
That was Trish's husband.