Jonah-isms

Today was a funny day from the mouth of Jonah.

He was in my office while Jesse and I were messing around with computer stuff. He picked up a shim and said in a very sweet voice, "You're really not going to be happy about this," and proceeded to spank the unsuspecting Jesse with the rather wide shim!

After his bath tonight I was putting his jammies on and he said, "Don't see my butt, and my p*nis, and my boobs."
I said, "You don't have boobs. You're a boy."
With out skipping a beat he said, "Then don't see my moobs, Mom."

Oh, yeah! Three year olds are never a complimentary mirror to view ourselves in!