When you birth a child, "they" tell you lots of things.
They tell you about putting your baby on a schedule.
They tell you that you should let your child eat and sleep on demand.
They say you should co-sleep.
They say NEVER co-sleep.
They tell you that breast feeding is the only way to go.
They say that you may not be able to breast feed for any number of reasons.
They tell you about sibling rivalry.
They tell you about hormones.
BUT THEY NEVER TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST HELD THOSE TINY PINK BUNDLES THAT I WOULD BE PULLING CHEWBACCA OUT OF THE BATHROOM DRAINS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS.
It should be on a list somewhere.