Wednesday, February 11, 2009

What Religion Is Your Bra?

**I found these nuggets in my MOPS newsletter this month**AND- be sure to listen to the lyrics very carefully, they're VERY inappropriate!**

A single father walked into the lingerie department of his local department store. Rather embarrassed he told the clerk he needed to buy a bra for his teen aged daughter.
"What type of bra?" the clerk wanted to know.
"Type?"Asked the father, blushing. "You mean there's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the clerk as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, color, and size. "Actually, even with all this variety, there are really only 4 types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied, "There are Catholic bras, Bras from the Salvation Army, there are Presbyterian bras, and there are Baptist bras. Which one would you prefer?"
Now the poor man was totally confused! He asked the clerk to explain. The sales lady responded, "It's all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army ones lift up the fallen; The Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright; And the Baptist bras make mountains out of mole hills!"
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? Well, here you go:
(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely there
(C) Can't complain
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
And don't forget the German bra size H- Haltzemfromflappen.


mer@lifeat7000feet said...

This is VERY funny.

(And funny too that the word verification on this post for me is: tushi)

Lee Ann said...

Oh my goodness that is hilarious! I can't wait to pass these along.

Julie said...

that is so funny!

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

LOVE IT!!!!!

Heather said...


Lula! said...

Mountains out of mole hills...
yep, that's about right.

I love it!

JourneytoFamily said...

Double Dang-it, I must be Catholic!

Kris said...

Can't complain & Dang!

Kathi said...

Gina, This is so funny beacause it's true!!!


Kathi said...

My favorite one is the Germen one!

cookie said...

FUNNY! I'm definitly Baptist!