Thursday, June 10, 2010

You Are Genius. And, I Love You For It.

A love letter to the absolute genius behind Oxi-Clean;

Dear sir or Madam,
Marry me!
I have long been a fan of your original Oxi-Clean, buying it in bulk from my local Costco. I was especially fond of your powdery goodness when my children were in diapers. Any leak or downright explosion could be easily rectified. The small stained clothing was simply placed in the bucket of Oxi-water solution I kept in the laundry room until the next time I washed laundry. The last task of laundry was to create a new, clean bucket of Oxi-water. Alas, we have outgrown the need for a bucket of Oxi-water, but our love affair with Oxi-clean lives on.
Imagine, if you will, a bathroom that I rarely enter. A bathroom that I avoid at all costs. Against my better judgement, I pulled back the shower curtain in said bathroom and nearly fainted. Let me just say that I have seen cleaner service station bathrooms. And then I saw the commercial for Kaboom Foam.
Marry me.
Kaboom Foam cleaned that disgusting mess as easily as the commercial showed. Sprays on blue, turns white, wipe, rinse. And it smells good, too!
So, from a grateful housewife, I have just one request:
Marry me? Pretty Please?

P.S. Feel free to send me a lifetime supply of your fabulous products for this completely unsolicited endorsement. My lifetime, not yours.

6 comments:

Elena said...

I just bought some of this! It did work good!

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

Hmmmm.. might have to get me some of that!

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

I'm adding this to my shopping list! NOW.

Frizzy and Bird said...

I'm going to get some of that tomorrow for Yaya's bathtub. I can't stand to look at it because nothing I've used to clean it so far has worked. Keeping my fingers crossed this will.

Momma Nut said...

okay...you got me thinking. Maybe I should go into my kids' bathroom and check things out in there. Perhaps I should go in armed wit some of that magic spray myself. :)

Moments 2 Treasure said...

I can't believe I am just now learning about the Oxi-bucket! I am going out today to get one!