
I'm warm and toasty,
Mellow and roasty,
and I don't have to get out of bed.
No lunches to pack,
No hair bows, no snack.
"It's Saturday," I say in my head.
The bed with just me in it,
Lasts only a minute,
As my little guy comes for a snuggle.
Adjust the covers, close my eyes,
Pull him in tight as my little one sighs.
Suddenly my little guy starts to struggle.
We jump up real fast- he and me,
Because no one likes laying in pee....
Mellow and roasty,
and I don't have to get out of bed.
No lunches to pack,
No hair bows, no snack.
"It's Saturday," I say in my head.
The bed with just me in it,
Lasts only a minute,
As my little guy comes for a snuggle.
Adjust the covers, close my eyes,
Pull him in tight as my little one sighs.
Suddenly my little guy starts to struggle.
We jump up real fast- he and me,
Because no one likes laying in pee....
LOL!!!! Oh that was so good. And so very close to home. Ughhhh....nothing like laying in pee. Now comes the bed washing. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteF-U-N-N-Y!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! Well... hilarious for me. I was not the one who was pee'd on, or had to clean it up! But thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness! Well done, that's terribly relative. So funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, how I remember those days. You and I jumped up fast a time or two.
ReplyDeleteIs that a new bed? Don't you wish?
Just one week and one day. I am ready to come home.
Oh no! No...laying in pee does not sound like a good option. And that bed...it looks gorgeous. How long do you think it might stay white after you factor in kids, pets, and a husband??
ReplyDeleteWell, that is the bed I wish I had...
ReplyDeleteBut, there are no pets. We don't snuggle with the goldfish too much.
SNORT
ReplyDeleteC-U-T-E! Have a happy Monday.
ReplyDeleteKathi
THAT was oh so lovely...until the end...and then it was oh so funny....
ReplyDeleteAlways used water proof mattress pads during those years - laughed so hard at the memories.
ReplyDeleteOh NO! Hilarious! And I love that the bed photo is WHITE!
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! I would love for that picture in this post to be a picture of my bed!
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