Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
I'm so glad you asked.
Because, after all, every Tinker Bell birthday party must have a Tinker Bell.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The green body suit needed green ballet slippers.
Then I had this huge stock pot full of green dye. What now? It would be such a waste to dump it down the drain. Isn't there anything else I could dye?
Ooh! I got it! I grabbed a few rubber bands and made two of these little cuties. They are a little lopsided, but you get the idea.
Still a lot of dye in there... Hmm... Oh, one of the kids has a white, long sleeved t-shirt. He also has a penchant for green.
Now, there's still a lot of dye. I wonder if there is a white cat around here anywhere. No? I guess I'll just have to dump the rest of it down the drain.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Seriously. I think she needs help!
My 11 year old thinks she needs outside interests....
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
A single father walked into the lingerie department of his local department store. Rather embarrassed he told the clerk he needed to buy a bra for his teen aged daughter.
"What type of bra?" the clerk wanted to know.
"Type?"Asked the father, blushing. "You mean there's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the clerk as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, color, and size. "Actually, even with all this variety, there are really only 4 types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied, "There are Catholic bras, Bras from the Salvation Army, there are Presbyterian bras, and there are Baptist bras. Which one would you prefer?"
Now the poor man was totally confused! He asked the clerk to explain. The sales lady responded, "It's all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army ones lift up the fallen; The Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright; And the Baptist bras make mountains out of mole hills!"
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? Well, here you go:
(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely there
(C) Can't complain
(DD) Double Dang!!
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
And don't forget the German bra size H- Haltzemfromflappen.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
You wash your cherub, making sure to scrub behind their ears and between their toes.
You comb your munchkin's hair just so. You plaster it in place with water, gel, and hairspray.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Lula has these gorgeous girls. And apparently, they are famous for their hair bows. Because they are good southern girls and are not considered dressed until their mama has put a ginormous bow somewhere on their heads.
Well, as many times as I have asked her where we good non-southern girls can get our hands on some ginormous bows, SHE HAS NEVER ANSWERED ME! Is there some sort of secret bow society? Must you or one of your offspring be BORN south of the Mason-Dixon Line? Is that why you're not telling, Lula?
And this one, too.
And a close cousin of the one above.
And this sweet little number.
Today. These are the ones I made today.
And here they are with some of the others I have made.
I may have a problem.
But, I fully maintain that it is all Lula's fault!
**ETA**So, If I were to open my own Etsy shop or something? Sorry Lula, they'd still be $4-$7 apeice. Now if I could open a sweat shop in China....
Thursday, February 5, 2009
*If you are anything like me, this song will make you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. Does that happen to people who only have one or two kids?